If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Q&A with filmmaker Mary Bronstein

2025. 113 m. Mary Bronstein. A24. US. English. Rated R.

2026 Golden Globe Winner for Best Performance by a Lead Actress in a Motion Picture—Musical or Comedy (Rose Byrne)

Directed by Mary Bronstein (her first film in 17 years, following mumblecore classic Yeast) and featuring a towering performance from Rose Byrne (Bridesmaids), If I Had Legs I’d Kick You stands as one of the finest films of 2025.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (impeccably played by Conan O’Brien).

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"An exercise in riveting restraint and painful poetry, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is an emotional knockout."
Chase Hutchinson, The Wrap

"Bronstein crafts a thriller of teeth-grinding magnificence centred on Byrne as the indefatigable figure at the centre of this whirlwind of unsolicited advice."
Stephen A. Russell, Time Out

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Q&A with filmmaker Mary Bronstein * SOLD OUT *

Thursday, Jan. 15 2026, 7:00

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Mary Bronstein is a writer/director based in NYC known for her raw style, auteurist approach, and focus on stories about complicated women. Her best-known work is the cult-classic Yeast. Mary's just completed her second feature, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, with A24. In addition to her film work, she’s written original feminist theory for several academic publishers.

This film is part of the Catching Up: 2025 in Review series.